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SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
I’ve eaten nothing but dragonfruit for the past 2 years in the hopes of becoming a dragon but still my body does not grow wings nor can I breathe fire. I got scaly once but apparently it was just eczema
me: has an empty bank
me: has a thousand other books to read
me: buys more
nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not
This has been a advertisement for Colgate.
And now, the Weather.